December 2009
4 posts
“Berawal dari buku, berakhir di penghulu”
– acep
November 2009
29 posts
Kalo binatang punya facebook, kira2 statusnya apa aja yaa? Anjing Pudel : Nunggu mo ke salon neh… Kecoak : Baru aja selamat dari injekan maut, yeah! Sapi : Aku diraba2 lagi oleh majikanku Kucing : “Anak gue yang ke-5 barusan nanya siapa bapaknya.Gue bingung mau jawab apa. Gue sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa?” Nyamuk : Ane positif HIV AIDS boooo Ayam :...
Kata2 yg pernah ada di blkg Truk/Bus di Indonesia
Anda butuh waktu,kami butuh uang
Naik Gratis,Turun Bayar
Ma2ku 1/3 dis= Mamaku seperti gadis..
THE ME anak IS 3= Demi anak istri
Jagalah jandamu
JANGAN DINIKAHI BILA SEGEL RUSAK
TABAH MENANTI
Ku Nanti Jandamu
SEKARANG BAYAR, BESOK GRATIS
WWW. APKTNTAJ.COM maksudnya?? hahahaha.. APe KaTe eNTe AJe, ternyata!
Ber 2 1 7 an= Berdua 1 tujuan
MER - 123 - LUCK= Mer-tuwaga-lak.....
Jadi pengen hp android :P
xurnix: Lu android apa si?
xurnix: Htc magic?
addheat: gua ambil htc dream..
addheat: hehe, yaitu gemininnya dijual lagi.. :p
addheat: yang ada qwerty-nya..
xurnix: Hoo..
xurnix: Ga touchscreen?
xurnix: Ga ah, masi seru gemininya :p
addheat: touchscreen capacitive juga..
xurnix: Maksdnya capacitive?
addheat: capacitive kek iphone..
addheat: kalo yang resistive kek yang dipake windows mobile..
xurnix: Õoooº°˚ ˚°º... ºoº :O...
xurnix: Keren dong
xurnix: Bli harga brp?
xurnix: Coba dit, tulisin yg bikin keren!
xurnix: Pengen tau gw :p
addheat: hehe..
addheat: dapet di 3.6..
addheat: gua kemaren gua beli seken gung..
addheat: hehe, apa yaa..
addheat: jadi gini, dia punya hardware iphone 3gs (kecuali processor)..
addheat: jadi ada accelerometer, digital compass, 3g, gps, wifi..
addheat: gmail-nya udah default push..
addheat: browsernya dibawah iphone, tapi mirip lah.. :p
addheat: lalu..
addheat: ada android market, kek app store-nya iphone..
addheat: dan banyak aplikasi free-nya..
xurnix: Õoooº°˚ ˚°º... ºoº :O...
xurnix: Trus bisa multitasking?
xurnix: Iphone kan ga bs, paling cuma apps bawaannya yg bisa kyk iPod..
xurnix: Itu gmail bneran push? Ga tiap brp detik sync kan? :p
addheat: hehe, nggak multitaskting kek palm pre sih gung..
addheat: paling jalan di background..
addheat: hehe, beneran push. nggak pull yang pake interval gitu..
xurnix: Hoo.. Emang gmail udh bs sih..
xurnix: Udh ada kan appsnya buat win mobile & symbian
xurnix: Sip2..
xurnix: Browsernya udh kyk safari iphone?
xurnix: Javascript? Flash? Streaming youtube?
addheat: iya, di bb juga ada khan gung gmail apps-nya..
addheat: iya, support flash..
addheat: buka facebook yang full kek di desktop bisa..
addheat: streaming youtube dia punya aplikasi sendiri..
addheat: jadi kalo klik video flash youtube dia larinya ke situ..
xurnix: Õoooº°˚ ˚°º... ºoº :O...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he...
Einstein Vs Mr.Bean
Einstein and Mr Bean are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says lets play a game . I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer you pay me only $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.
Einstein asks the first question:What’s the distance from Earth to the Moon ?
Mr Bean doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a $5.
Now, it’s Mr...
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“Not every reader, is a leader, but every leader is a reader.”
– David Gergen
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This story received from an Indian,
And forwarded to you by an Indonesian,
using Canadian's technology,
and you're reading this on your Blackberry,
that use Koreans chips,
and a Taiwanese LCDs,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Hungary factory,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and repacked by Mexican illegals!
Shipped to Hongkong and Singapore before finally arrives in your hand
Finally, this overall story will be claimed by Malaysia.
tanggal + bulan + Initial = ??
harishwashere:
gabungin semuanya terus liat hasilnya !
TANGGAL LAHIR KAMU: 1.gw ngelahirin ditemenin sm 2.gw mukul 3.gw jilatin Anunya 4.gw nendang kepalanya 5.gw Mandi bareng sama 6.gw matahin kakinya 7.gw ngupil bareng 8.gw dimuntahin sama 9.gw ngedate sama 10.gw bunuh 11.gw makan sendal bareng 12.gw main ingus sama 13.gw main kuda2an 14.gw fotobox bareng 15.gw tidur...
